What is Worse?
Many things suck! So what sucks less? Answer or face the consequences!
eating day-old pizza
OR
day-old lasagna?
having one nostril
OR
having two nostrils?
finding gross old gum under your desk
OR
sticking your head in a particle accelerator?
oversleeping four hours
OR
pulling an all-nighter?
winning the lottery
OR
being fed to red ants while strapped to the floor?
wearing the same dress as your ex-best friend to the Spring Fling dance
OR
being slowly dismembered with a scalpel dripping with gangrene?
a week without TikTok
OR
a week without Instagram?
arguing with your bestie over where to order takeout
OR
having your big toes sawed off?
forgetting your locker combination
OR
getting your kneecaps shattered in a protection money deal gone horribly wrong?
raising your hand in a full lecture hall and getting the answer wrong
OR
a totally unnecessary root canal without anesthesia?
trying to push a pull door while everyone’s looking
OR
being devoured by a pack of rabid wolves?
Starbucks putting regular milk in your iced oat vanilla latte
OR
having your eyes gouged out by a deranged impersonator of the Byzantine Emperor Basil II?
being given ten million dollars for free
OR
having your entire family line extinguished by nuclear hellfire?
