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I’m told I should look like the cool president who advocates for affordability. But I also need to keep the donors happy by constantly building things, so I find it’s best to just say we won’t break the law and hope people assume that’s meaningful.
You might want to focus on matters that you can control, like avoiding that dreaded middle seat on a transpacific flight.
To help you along on your academic crusade, here’s a short list of tips to cut costs in the kitchen while still enjoying a relatively healthy diet.
The water cuts out and the a quick look at your reflection in the still water reveals a horrifyingly tardy monster looking back. You’re late. Class has begun.
Take the stairs because let’s not kid around here: you need that exercise you clearly forgot about with all the work and stress of university life piling up.
Everyone seems to forget that getting stuff done can be exhausting, time-consuming and frankly a little overrated. So as a compromise, and mostly inspired by my own refusal to study, here are some strategies to help you avoid responsibilities in the most responsible ways possible.
Drown out any worries you may have about midterms this weekend while getting into school spirit. More so, scare yourself with the hangover the next day and make some of these fun but high-percentage cocktails.
Sometimes you need a little help — and for this midterm season, here are the best tutoring resources available.
With Halloween coming up, you might find yourself looking off campus for spooky events that make this time of year so fun. But fear not! There are plenty of spooky sites right here on campus that will help you get in the Halloween spirit.
November is here and you don’t want to overdo yourself and burn out by the time Christmas actually comes around, so here’s a (sort of) weekly guide on how to sell your soul to Mariah Carey and peppermint tea without turning into a Grinch before you even make it to December.
The market features a carousel, a walk-in Christmas tree, nightly entertainment from atop the Christmas Pyramid and a gorgeous Winter deck for everyone’s enjoyment.
All products are affordable and healthy. Certain food options offered are stews, curry’s, salads and even baked goods like cookies and waffles.
A big shout-out to everyone who provided illustrations to articles this year and shared their unique art styles with The Ubyssey!