This past Thursday, I met a man who irrevocably changed my life.
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We thought it would be nice to sit down and ask it a few questions, just so everyone can get to understand the incredibly misunderstood building a little better.
The price tag of $239.95 felt like a promise that something good was in store for me — and boy was it ever.
They decided it was time to donate $100 of their $7.8-billion net worth to UBC after being called by the UBC fundraiser call centre.
It’s truly a once-in-a-month experience.
let me see you / one last time / out on the mall
Tickets to see it are free but its location changes every day.
Dive into the most beautiful smorgasbord of succulent orange peels, precious AA batteries and divine used condoms.
In another attempt by the authoritarian ‘planners’ to take what little space we, the landed gentry, have, another state-sponsored division has been proposed.
Try out the paper cutter for free and realize what it truly means to sacrifice yourself for a straight edge on your assignment.
I don’t know what to do to salvage my shrivelled soul.
As UBC’s construction of its new bus loop draws to a close, it’s time to ask the only remaining question: what did it cost?
What really sets “Meas Est” apart from being different at all is that it really goes the extra mile to refuse to cover anything other than the dominant historical narrative.
Every crossword I see / only spell empty hollow shells
Along with 50 other last-minute printers, panic, freak out and be likely late for you next class.