November is here and you don’t want to overdo yourself and burn out by the time Christmas actually comes around, so here’s a (sort of) weekly guide on how to sell your soul to Mariah Carey and peppermint tea without turning into a Grinch before you even make it to December.
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The market features a carousel, a walk-in Christmas tree, nightly entertainment from atop the Christmas Pyramid and a gorgeous Winter deck for everyone’s enjoyment.
All products are affordable and healthy. Certain food options offered are stews, curry’s, salads and even baked goods like cookies and waffles.
A big shout-out to everyone who provided illustrations to articles this year and shared their unique art styles with The Ubyssey!
UBC is full of acronyms because it’s full of long names we could never say out loud in a day-to-day conversation. I think some of these can be better, so listen to my suggestions and consider the following.
Social distancing has led many people to turn to learning new things, reviving old hobbies, and let themselves rest. Unfortunately, I have devolved into much worse.
I, Sophocles Sweetleafe, say that UBC students deserve better.
I was feeling elevated and as the doors opened to the new floor, I felt different.
Buchanan Tower looms over campus and scares the living shit out of all who walk past it.
It’s been thirty whole minutes since I ate my last meal.
It was here that my mom told me to keep dreaming. She also asked not to move to campus, you can just commute. Langley is not far. But who’s to say she knows anything.
Bylan’s inspirations include the song “Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)” and that’s mostly it.
Five months ago it would have been preposterous to expect students to do something for the environment.
I tried to commit to using the french press that my friend got me for Christmas as a kind gesture, but I was frustrated by how long it took to make my morning brew, and by poor it made me feel.
This might bore you, but please keep in mind that I am sharing a worldview — one which every Concerned Citizen should have.