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Vancouver still doesn't know how to deal with the snow, but we are slowly getting the hang of it. Brave students took on the ice in the Main Mall fountain in a most Canadian fashion. Some made the ice a place of romance...
Students are not strangers to navigating around film sets that occasionally sprawl across main parts of our beautiful campus. However, The Man in High Castle managed to pick the day the Google Street View van came around.
An interview between Ubysseyer Andrew Bates and Tommy Wiseau — the creative genius behind everyone's favourite “it's so bad it's good” movie, The Room — fell through the cracks and into internet obscurity... until now.
They’re very easy and cheap to make but look like they require a lot of effort, which is the best kind of dessert. These delectable bites are courtesy of Martha Stewart, in case you thought otherwise.
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While the lyrics don't exactly recreate a perfect rhyme scheme, it's still overwhelmingly relatable. Here are the lyrics for you to sing with your fellow students while you all sit around a warm fire burning from last term's notes.
Although our condolences go out to those students whose exams weren't cancelled today, everyone can make themselves feel better with these lovely photos of our campus looking hot as hell — well, you know what I mean.
Ponderosa elevator gets stuck, “free falls” one floor Ponderosa Maple house elevator experiences a "fall" Last Words: Elevators shouldn't be this terrifying Housing responds to concerns about Ponderosa maintenance
Alan Richardson, a UBC philosophy professor, tweeted the photo addressing the faculty of applied sciences for leaving a final project in the middle of the Buchanan courtyard. Whether or not applied science is at the root of this joke is unknown.
The most notable change from this is that residence advisers can no longer provide students in on-campus housing the free ones they used to. Safe sex is important folks, but students are notoriously poor.
“Feel like throwing your laptop at a wall and moving to Thailand? Us too.” We can all relate to the feelings of dread that come with the end of term and the gentlemen of Delta Kappa Epsilon are clearly no exception when it comes to exams.
These cookies will change your life — I’ve never met one person who doesn’t like them. If you decide to restrain yourself and make these cookies last longer than a week, I would recommend freezing them.
Today was the one day a year where we experiences snow and despite a week's worth of notice, everybody still lost their damn minds. Vancouverites whipped out their umbrellas and Canadians who grew up east scoffed at them in disgust.
"If we thought Nazi paraphernalia might do the same thing as the Trump hats, we might. But we don't think the reaction would be similar at all. While some people might think the Trump campaign supported racism and homophobia, many disagree."