It’s the holiday season and that means it’s time to listen to ridiculous music and revel in the festive atmosphere. Unfortunately, it also means that the days are getting darker and shorter. Even worse, final exams and papers are looming.
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IC-Kindness is a non-profit, youth-based organization that attempts to strengthen society through acts of kindness. Their mission is “to unite individuals of diverse backgrounds towards acts of kindness.”
And besides, technically I’ve been getting into the spirit since October by sending my relatives potential gift ideas with passive aggressive messages along the lines of “hey, look at this neat clothing item/accessory/four-litre bottle of Jameson!
It’s December 1 today y’all and we know you’re already in the Christmas spirit. If you haven’t put up your Christmas tree, snuggled up in a Snuggy, watched the original Home Alone movies and put on an ugly Christmas sweater, your time is now.
The holidays are right around the corner and that means one thing — all the baked goods in the world. Stay tuned for the next few weeks for some delicious recipes that are simple to make and are guaranteed to impress your family.
The Calendar Party is also raising money for Lace Up For Kids, an organization supporting children with rare diseases, so bring along any spare change you have and donate to a worthy cause before freezing your butt off.
I wash my beard on occasion with shampoo, but it’s the same stuff that I use for my hair. I comb it on a reasonably regular basis and I sort of nervously fiddle with it. I also have moustache wax that I put in sometimes, which my girlfriend hates.
In light of a men's rights group having their application to become an AMS club rejected, the UBC Free Speech Club is showing their support by placing a blue wooden sign of the male symbol on top of the engineering cairn on Main Mall.
Prof jokes are like dad jokes with all the secondhand embarrassment but none of the familial shame. Although, luckily for students, it’s much harder to be caught rolling one’s eyes in a lecture hall than at the dinner table
Say goodbye to the classic cheering for your varsity football team because there’s a new team in town — UBC eSports Association. While they’re not actually a new team this is one of their biggest viewing parties to date.
While I encourage you to try and take a break to make yourself a decent meal take-out and delivery are viable options if you’re really in the lurch. Check out the list below for the best places to grab take-out or delivery on or near campus.
How do I get you to like me? Have your order ready when you approach the cashier. We don't want to stand around waiting for you to decide between a muffin or a doughnut. Take your earphones out, and listen for the order number.
AMS Spotlight is setting up a Winter Wonderland photo booth this week to relieve your exam stress, provide a break from term-paper writing and make your will to go home for the holidays that much more intense.
We’ve all heard of friendship bracelets, friendship necklaces, best friend handshakes, secret languages… but how about a friendship bench? On November 23, say hello to a little yellow bench coming to you somewhere on the UBC Vancouver campus.
We'll be watching our Facebook page like a hawk and if you're our 10,000th Facebook like, you'll be featured in a Ubyssey video to present you with your “big” prize and ask you a few questions about how much you love us.