Ethics and moral principle fly out the window in the funnest way when you’re strapped for cash. Imagine how invaluable you’d be to the students of your course when you shamefully hand over the answer to the only thing that you’ve ever loved.
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Unless it’s got the word donor in front of it, things like “mental wellbeing,” “long-overdue” and “no I don’t want to hear another TED Talk” start to sound like complete gibberish.
Getting dressed in the morning for a long day of busking in the TrySkain, schmoozing with donors and paying lip service to institutional racism against Indigenous people at UBC requires a level of versatility that only a bowtie can provide.
Here’s our annual list of gifts that Oh-No thinks are just great!
“This is a beautiful story for people of all ages with a beautiful moral: if you just hang around long enough, good things will happen to you.”
We’re nearing the end of the semester and with only a few weeks left it’s hard to find the time and energy to grocery shop or cook a decent meal.
Spring officially sprung in Vancouver last week — even if the weather doesn’t seem to agree. Fresh foods and unique fashions will make an appearance as the warmer temperatures and sunnier evenings come our way.
Whether you’re secretly Beyoncé in the making or have had one too many and want to try something new, karaoke nights are for you.
The event was a hit last year with over 1,000 people attending and another large crowd is expected this year.
Like most people I’m super comfortable and able to be shirtless in extremely public situations like beaches, pools and Walmarts.
UBC is home to many animals — squirrels, raccoons, birds, snakes and even a coyote — but horses are not exactly one of them.
When asked if the ride-sharing program was coming to Vancouver any time soon, Heath said, “we’re working with the provincial government, but hopefully by the end of this year.”
Shamrock shakes have become a delicious and iconic Saint Patrick’s Day staple.
There are lots to do so here are our recommendations for spring activities in and around campus.
Trivia nights are a great way to blow off some steam after a long day of classes and catch up with friends.