Campus in the summer is a completely different experience, full of things to enjoy that you might not be able to do once winter semester comes around.
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The fun was cut short at 10:30 PM when the bouncers at Twlevewest began kicking out all the arts students and, we can only assume, innocent bystanders who may have just really looked like poli sci majors.
The end of U-Pass season (for non-summer students) is coming. Unless you're willing to pay $172 a month for that three-zone privilege, here are some fun places to go and things to do before the dreaded end on April 30th.
The Pacific Assistance Dogs Society (PADS) will be hosting a “Doggy De-Stress” event.
If you’re interested in the final frontier and all the technology it takes to get there, then head to the Engineering Student Centre this Thursday.
The thrill of vandalism can now be accomplished from the safety of your well-constructed study nest
If you find yourself unable to study at home because you can distract yourself with literally anything else, then the library is always there for its ambience of productivity. UBC is home to a plethora of them, but they’re not all built the same.
With exam season fast approaching, it’s easy to get into the habit of either stress-induced overeating or forgetting you haven’t eaten a proper meal until your stomach starts growling in the middle of your stats final.
At the end of first semester, The Ubyssey gifted you with one of the most valuable lessons you could have ever seen — a list of WiFi passwords at various cafes around the city.
You’ve seen the banners. The endless Facebook posts. The bathroom wall posters. The obnoxious wall outside the Nest.
I’ve been hearing rumours of a place called SFU. I don’t know what that means but I’m sure they’re doing their best.
Everyone likes doggos, even destitute students! If you’re feeling fuzzy, tweet a picture of your beautiful dog Fido. The kids will eat that shit up — and the more doggo pics you send out, the more likely people will forget that you caved to alumni donors who threatened to stop their donations after you disinvited a speaker accused of abusing multiple Indigenous children.
Guest Globe and Mail reporter Andy Roo was kind enough to take time away from quote-tweeting Jardon Porterson to pen a gleefully sycophantic fluff piece on one of the most powerful people in the country.
Just try it one day. Whip out that 200-year-old piece of gnarled, well-fingered wood — ha ha, hey, not that one! You’ll be surprised at the raw, sexual dynamism of the favoured instrument of people whose hands are too meaty for the violin.
It’s hard to keep up that up over the years of stress and unaddressed faults in your institution, so I’ve compiled a list of procedures to keep you looking tight and Insta-ready!