Abraham Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs is a common measure of whether a person is psychologically whole. UBC has long been waging war against students’ psychological requirements and it has finally begun its final barrage on the smoking remains of the student psyche.
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On my first day back on campus, I got off the R4 and walked carelessly north towards the shining Buchanan headlights that guided me home when I stopped dead in my tracks. This is not where my class is today. I gulped, fear seeping into every pore. Was I supposed to go to… the other side of campus?
What the hell is Campus Vision 2050?
The Ubyssey is in its quiz era! Have you ever wondered “Hmmm, what residence would I be?” Well, us too. That’s why we’ve got you covered in this Buzzfeed-esque quiz.
I just wanted to eat the rat!
Ever wondered what your outfit should be based on your major? Well, The Ubyssey has got you covered.
In an era of information overload, sometimes you need to make your mind go blank even if it’s just for the seven minutes it takes to walk from class to class. Here’s a list of perfectly-timed songs with which to prevent a conscious thought from ever breaking through.
First-year kinesiology student Frederick “Fre” Solo has always had a hard time staying grounded. Since he was three years old, his life has been defined by one urge: to climb. Now, he’s set his sights on what he says is the most death-defying stunt on campus: climbing the Aviary.
What's in your mug?
The totally normal Sauder student sitting next to you at Koerner's has said “It just really feels like we’re living in a panopticon, you know, like Foucault.” And you’ve started to panic. They’re a philosophy minor.
Let me take you through my journey to radically and anti-oppressively get my neighbours to shut the fuck up.
The dust has settled; you’ve formed your indestructible Jump Start friend group, you’ve switched out of engineering and you’ve come out as bisexual. How do you signal to friends, peers and complete strangers that you’re not the same person you were three weeks ago?
In the latest Love Nest, Shanai Tanwar explores sex toys, self-intimacy and the (not-so) secret sex shop on campus.
Ever wondered what UBC celeb you'd be?
UBC has announced students can get their drugs tested at no charge on September 16, October 14 and October 28 from 1–6 p.m. in room 1501 in the Life Building.