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Holiday season is among us and so is your urge to try out all the delicious treats it brings with it. Here's all you need to know about the good, the bad and the ugly holiday-themed snacks edition.
On December 5, the UBC Board of Governors Protestees — those who protest is done upon — met to vote on increasing student tuition again. The board meeting was joined by a large number of student protesters demanding a halt to tuition increases. Many governors attempted to calm the protest, each in their own quirky and canonically fitting ways.
The year is coming to an end, but gifts aren’t the only thing being wrapped. Spotify Wrapped is out, but with finals coming up, we're only thinking about one thing — UBC. So, here's UBC Wrapped.
Folks! The new generation is here. My friends, today we gather to discuss the new UBC meal plan and how to sneak you and all your lovely little friends into the dining halls.
On the off-chance that you are a burnt-out human being whose middle name is procrastination, this is for you. Because honestly you know it’s about damn time to ask for an extension.
On Oct 19, 2022, 20 bunnies were seen hopping down Main Mall. Now, a month later, this number has increased to 100 and is estimated to reach 300 trillion by the end of the semester.
Ok yeah, I know Halloweekend was a while back, but it’s never too early to start planning for next year.
“2022 is my year,” I told everyone. “This year, I will not turn into another reclusive bed-gremlin. Just you watch, this year I will finally have my shit together.” Well trust me, my shit was nowhere to be found (except the toilet, but you know!).
Ono’s unexpected departure to Ann Arbor shocked the campus as the Board of Governors searched to appoint his successor. However, campus security searched the home of former President and Vice-Chancellor Santa Ono to find that he was taking with him more than memories.
FROM THE BLOG: UBC has just announced new changes to its academic policies. So, we broke them down.
Imagine the end of the month. Your nerves are aching for your calendar to hit number one. A fresh start. What do you do?
After a dreamy hour filled with dancing and violin music playing a ballad just for us, my Prince Charming started leaning in for a kiss. But alas! The alarm on his phone went off. It was 11:55 p.m. and he had to run (to catch the 68) to get back to his dorm before midnight.
On October 29, the AMS unearthed its time capsule. But, when they lifted the lid, a greasy, balding head popped up. It was Richard Nixon.
UBC’s ranking, according to Times Higher Education, has dropped from 37th to 40th worldwide. Here are just a few of the reasons why UBC has gone from top to flop.