Buchanan Tower looms over campus and scares the living shit out of all who walk past it.
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It’s been thirty whole minutes since I ate my last meal.
It was here that my mom told me to keep dreaming. She also asked not to move to campus, you can just commute. Langley is not far. But who’s to say she knows anything.
The price tag of $239.95 felt like a promise that something good was in store for me — and boy was it ever.
It’s truly a once-in-a-month experience.
Dive into the most beautiful smorgasbord of succulent orange peels, precious AA batteries and divine used condoms.
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