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Not only does Buchanan Block E not exist, it cannot exist.
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The 74-year-old skeleton is the solution to all my fashion faux pas.
And how the fuck do you pronounce it?
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Whether it's a scathing bit of satire or a spoof issue that garners national attention, Ubyssey blog has been here all year trying to make you laugh. Here are the blog's top stories from the past school year.
Find the solution that links all the starred (*) clues!