Would I create my own Marbelous cookie? Did the Marbelous cookie as a concept, let alone a recipe, even exist outside the realm of UBC?
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No matter what I put in here, someone’s gonna get pissed off.
According to the province’s vaccine schedule, these appointments will likely take place in June.
It’s those little twists that let you know who’s behind the keyboard, and what they’re really trying to say.
Small car owners can attest to how frustrating it is to find a spot only for it to be unusable due to the neighbouring cars pushing over the lines.
Of course, to start, one must ask what a cookie actually is.
What kind of person lives in a ghost town?
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Nobody told me that stunt journalism did not actually involve performing real stunts.
"That’s why I liked to show up to lectures even when I was burning up and spewing flu germs. Everyone could see how committed I was."
Here's what happened.
“Once they started playing ‘Clocks’ by Coldplay I realized the ringing was there to stay.”
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me about how much they enjoyed the food from residence dining halls, I’d have half a dollar.
Allegedly, I was knocked out almost immediately after inserting myself between the two brawlers.
When I took on the role of content editor at NICE, I thought to myself, “How hard could it be?”