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Breakups are hard. And I have made every effort to move on. But, please god, everybody on campus, stop looking like my ex.
EKSPP is proudly running for Almonds Matter Society (AMS) executives as a polyamorous slate! That’s a ballot to bust one about.
We’ve got you covered on all things girlboss here at Girlbossmopolitan and so does our cover girl, Andrea Queefburglar.
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UBC student Ritika Saraswat has started a new non-profit called Re-Defined, an organization geared towards “empowering people from marginalized backgrounds and helping them redefine themselves.”
I want this to be something you look forward to reading once a week not just for the tea, but also because sometimes you just need to feel like you’re in good company — and you will be!
Here’s your personality reading based on the most basic, fad-subservient stickers and placements a person can commit to their laptop surface.
You see, I didn’t get myself into this situation just by chance. It’s my own gosh-darn fault.
Our criteria is mostly focused on the quality of a pun that everyone can enjoy (though your inside jokes seemed great), particularly in the category of wall-based references that we can riff on.
In a budding student-led campus greenification initiative, a troupe of anonymous UBC students have taken it upon themselves to bring even more vegetation to campus.
In classic Ubyssey blog fashion, here is this year's AMS Elections bingo!
An email, sent at 4:20 PM on Thursday, outlines UBC’s divestment plans and timeline. However, these plans are conditional on whether “you cut us some slack” and “stop being big babies about some little black gold.”
But lurking just beneath the surface of eager faces and N95 masks are the horrid habit creatures that have changed us for the worse. Some of us have yet to kick our monstrous online personas to the curb. I fear some of us may never recover from the monsters we’ve become.