My wife, Wendy, is way cooler than me. Did you know she’s a doctor and a lawyer!? I’m barely a doctor.
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Here are a few mottos that I advocated for before they were all unfairly voted down by the Board of Governors.
Guest Globe and Mail reporter Andy Roo was kind enough to take time away from quote-tweeting Jardon Porterson to pen a gleefully sycophantic fluff piece on one of the most powerful people in the country.
See what UBC's movers and shakers have to say about the university — fully uncensored and honest.
One of my greatest joys in life is photography. Recently, I’ve been taking more shots with my DJI Mavic Pro Drone to capture the splendour of this gorgeous campus we call home.
I miss Cincinnati, and we can’t get Red Vines in Canada. Which is bullshit.
I’m told I should look like the cool president who advocates for affordability. But I also need to keep the donors happy by constantly building things, so I find it’s best to just say we won’t break the law and hope people assume that’s meaningful.