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When some really cool friends (I’m talking had-phones-since-sixth-grade cool) asked me about it, I told them I wanted one, but my mom is “meh." This was a lie, but she'd get her revenge years later when she told me, “That outfit looks great on you."
Welcome to The Ubyssey’s new podcast, "Since 1918.” Just in case you used your copy of the paper as an umbrella or feel like listening to my smooth monotone on your hellish commute home, here it is — all the latest content.
Taking some time off from his federal indictment down south, Martin Shkreli is now running for AMS VP Finance, as made evident from his newly put-up campaign posters in the Nest. Unfortunately, none of them state any proposed policies.
For politicians in 2016, it's more important than ever to have a personal brand. That's why, in addition to schmoozing in person, candidates in the AMS elections are currently trying to market themselves using personal websites.
I think it’s really cool. It’s a really cool concept and I would live in here, but the price is a bit expensive. But the idea of letting more students live on-campus and kind of being all in this self-contained space is really cool.
UBC plans to develop a new residence building by 2019 that will feature sub-$700 “micro-apartments” for students. Today, a full-sized model of one of them has been put up next to CiTR at the Nest, and everyone is welcome to take a look inside.
Andreas Schroeder is one of the most renowned writers to come out of UBC with 23 published books of fiction, nonfiction and poetry. He took the time to talk to us about creating, developing and writing a story.
As Reddit user /u/Rivolver's friend tried to look at a portion of the UBC campus on Google Street View, he noticed something a little strange — Nazi and Japanese flags, along with army vehicles, lined Main Mall.
We weren't allowed in to take pictures, but from what we could see, the area outside the Norm Theatre looks to be set up like some kind of high school or college hallway, complete with a basketball team banner and posters of students.
Two days after the rainbow flag outside the old SUB was burned, the latest act of support for OUTweek, UBC's Pride Collective and the LGBTQ+ community in general has popped up on campus: someone painted the engineering cairn in rainbow colours.
Here’s a scenario: it’s 2 a.m., you’re on campus with your significant other and you want to get intimate. If you’re in residence, your situation is easy. But if a bed is a lengthy commute away, you are gonna have to find somewhere private.
"He’s the happiest person I know. I really admire that as I have a habit of dwelling on the little things while he sees the good in almost every situation. I can’t tell you how many times he’s woken me up by laughing in his sleep."
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While students waited in line, dressed in their most colourful rave clothing, UBC Recreation staff and volunteers handed out glow sticks as well as glow-in-the-dark body paint. The entire ballroom is pitch black with different coloured lights.