Some are chunky, some are loud, some flake, some squeak… Today, we are rating — you guessed it — dogs. Woof. From the balconies of Wesbwook to the grass of the Bro’s Garden, these babies have explored every inch of our campus!
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Every week, our playlist creation intern puts together a list of their favourite campus sounds. Here are this week’s selections.
Flipping to this article is probably not the way to become cool, nor a TA since that transition requires much more than just clothes, a wild amount of brain power and the drive of every snotty-nosed first-year political science student combined. But dressing like your cool TA is a philosophy, it’s a way of life.
In an explain! exclusive preview for his upcoming memoir “STRIKE” (a sequel memoir to his New York Times four-time platinum, Oscar nominated, Tony-award winning bestseller, “SPARE”), ex-Prince Harry has sent over a pre-print pre-edit pre-manuscript.
The Maple Ridge-born rapper and percussionist has started a new art installation called “Down2Clown” which features him after doing one pot (the weed kind), slapping a wooden spoon on one pot (the cooking kind) and moving a plant between two pots (the cottagecore kind).
Wednesdays at The Pit are a longstanding tradition at the UBC campus. They’ve recently tried to Vegas-ify the venue for their new Friday events, but that’s a whole other review to write.
As art professors, artists, arts, auteurs, visionarys, Wunderkinds, pencil guys, YouTube speed painters, America’s Got Talent contestants and adult entertainment watchers, we are the only people qualified to tell you what art really is. Which is… uh… the internal becoming external, and… uhhh… the ocean becoming land and, like, the vibe check becoming a slay era, you know?
The Oscar-losing film TÅR is not a bad movie because it’s slow-paced, plays into stereotypes of lesbians as sexual predators or seems confusingly too realistic. No, TĀR is a bad and dangerously irresponsible movie because it makes classical music seem sexy.
The Chan Centre recently opened their doors to the magical sounds of the opera, and from the moment I sat in one of those red, velvety chairs, sinking into the sounds of the theatre, I knew I would be back every night.
Ever hear some strange things around campus? So do we.
UBC is home to the Hatch Art Gallery, the Morris and Helen Belkin Art Gallery and the Museum of Anthropology. Each of which are bursting with outstanding art according to my GRSJ 203 prof. But screw those places.
Sunlight filtered through Blue Chipofftheoldblock’s windows, bringing me false hope that spring was just around the corner. Francisco Upyors walked into the cafe with alarmingly red hair. He ordered a medium iced matcha latte and joined me at a table wedged into the corner. Though I had no idea who he was, I was forced to learn that Upyors is the visionary behind the Orchard Commons fire alarm sound.
As an AI language model, I don’t have personal opinions or emotions, and I’m not programmed to engage in gossip or celebrity drama. My purpose is to provide helpful and informative responses to questions and assist with tasks to the best of my abilities. It’s important to respect the privacy and personal lives of individuals, including celebrities, and focus on more meaningful and productive topics.
Imagine my dismay then, to wander into The Gallery with hopes high only to have them dashed by a massive drinks line and a confusing array of seating options. I am all for mixing high-concept, immersive, hyper-realist performance art installations, but to call this place an art gallery is a stretch to be sure.
“We’re going for a sort of Les Mis meets Johnny Test meets Salt Lake City High Presents: Rent vibe,” says Brosco. “This project has really taken over my life ever since I switched out of Sauder and into BFA acting.”