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Graduation is just around the corner! If you’re a graduating student from any faculty or degree, congratulations! If you have friends or family who are graduating this year, I’m sure you’ll want to attend the ceremony.
We’re staying up later studying for upcoming exams, cramming for term papers due tomorrow and reading textbooks that haven’t been opened since January. What does this result in you ask? The snooze button being hit several times a morning.
With free-falling elevators in Ponderosa, sinks lacking their sole purpose in the Nest and constant electronic issues in the classroom, it's not surprising that UBC Building Operations receives many complaints from students and faculty every day.
Whether you managed to harass your friends into joining a team at the last minute or are allergic to exercise, evaluating the Storm the Wall team names has been a time-honoured tradition here at The Ubyssey.
Jack Liu may have started UBC's hottest Instagram account on a whim, but he's now a seasoned dogspotting vet. Here are some tips from the pro himself on how to get the best possible pics of pups, borks and big old boofers.
Second, it’s not good to be sitting all day. Even if you’re at home, going outside for a while after a meal decreases blood sugar levels. Go to the grocery store or the drug store and get your errands done — you’ll kill two birds with one stone!
On Wednesday, March 15 from 12 p.m. to 4 p.m., come join UBC Arts & Culture District, dogspost.ubc and SisuGirls of UBC for lunch and a doggo meet-up! Bring yourself, your doggo and your friends who love dogs.
It only requires one pan and a few ingredients. So if you are finding yourself in a rut of endless homework and are having a hard time making it to the end of the semester, bake yourself this cake and I promise you that you'll feel better.
As a part of the series of events happening for this year's Pride Week, the UBC Pride Collective is hosting the Prideweek Performance Night tonight where LBGTQ+ individuals can present their poetry or art at the event’s open mic.
In fact, cold-footedness is where the term “to get cold feet” originates from. In the Ottoman Empire, it was common that soon-to-be-wedded grooms would bolt in the night upon a discovery that their betrothed’s feet were freezing.
The Pride Collective is hosting a Zine and Art Fair in the Nest on Wednesday, where students can purchase zines, arts and crafts made by people in UBC’s LGBTQ+ community. It will run from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.
On Monday afternoon Julien Hart campaigned for the VP Administration position by teaching students how to ride a Unicycle. He set up outside the UBC Bookstore, along the edge of the fountain, played some music and gave out some Yerba Mates.
As I’m sure most of you have seen by this point, William Chen — who is running for Senate in the AMS Elections — has enticed his audience with works of satire in order to get his main goals for his campaign across in comedic form.
Consider, if you will, why Alan sounds so reasonable. Consider why, when he opens his human speaking apparatus, his words don't sound like the usual inaudible chants and yells of typical engineering students.