There is nothing more annoying than hunting for a study space in the last three weeks of classes. All of a sudden, students start bringing blankets and pillows to the library and marking their territory in their respective spaces.
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Having notifications going off on your phone as you try to delve into literary theory or lab reports is obviously distracting, but does it actually affect the way that you study?
Tap into your sense of curiosity outside of the classroom by designing your own experiments or building your own inventions with these science and research based clubs.
If you’ve seen an influx of memes on your Facebook newsfeed making fun of UBC or SFU, do note that this isn’t a coincidence or by chance — there’s an all-out meme war going on between the two universities.
Stories such as, hookup culture on college campuses, the links between food stamps and academic performance, or even how we classify terrorist acts based on religion are talked about regularly.
Now over halfway into the semester, you can see the effects of school materialize in the form of dark circles, excessive hair loss and a cycle of sleepless nights.
Is it a blanket? Is it a scarf? No one really knows. You can use your blanket scarf to nap in class and stay cozy, all the while being cute as you trudge your way across campus through the rain.
Our next question was then how someone even noticed that there was a mercury spill on campus — it's odourless, colourless and very toxic.
He was obviously very excited to be here, but maybe too excited. Within one minute of being in the office he had lapped the place about four times and had spoken to all twelve people present.
Fortunately, there are plenty of student clubs to let you expand your palate or eat more healthily. Whether you live off ramen or meal prep five days a week, there’s a club here to meet your food needs.
At the last training party on October 19, speakers educated attendees about what opioids are, what an opioid overdose looks like, how to respond if someone around them is overdosing and how to properly administer naloxone, an injectable drug that can reverse the effects of an opioid overdose.
Held every November, Movember is an awareness campaign in which participants grow moustaches over the course of the month in order to raise funds and awareness for men’s health.
To remember the ones who passed, the museum invites you to bring a picture of a deceased loved one to make a collective altar.
As a student, it can be hard to carve out time to take care of your health, but in the long run you will appreciate it.
The club “is dedicated to helping those in need in both the local and international community” and for their Halloween initiative, their sending 100 per cent of their proceeds to the kids who aren't able to trick-or-treat this October.