Whether you own a bicycle or use a bike share service such as Mobi, this option is perfect for those who want to get to class fast and stay fit. As a cyclist, feel free to subtly mention in every conversation that you bike to UBC.
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Please! I have all the skills of an ethnographic sociology student to do a deep psychoanalysis of you based on your seating choice in lecture — and before you start doubting my capabilities, yes, I have taken a single psychology class.
Rather than using a convoluted app to request a ride, a DropDonkey can be summoned at any time with a loud whistle, a bundle of hay and three to four apples.
If you'll accept a little napkin math, the average apple weighs about a third of a pound. So, if you multiply 3,500 by 3, we're looking at a rough Ubyssey estimate of 10,500 individual apples up for grabs.
It has been one hell of an election campaign period — so if you’re looking for a way to watch the results on campus today, here are a few.
In the English language debate, when Yves-François Blanchet said that his party will “stand up for Quebecers and only Quebecers,” a presumably non-zero amount of Vancouverites resonated with the leader’s statement.
Ever wondered who was behind our beloved Stadium? Who came up with those sweet, sweet semi-circle rafters and delicate concrete overhang? None other than Vladimir Plavsic, an award-winning Yugoslavian-born architectural student at UBC.
Whether you’re looking for study snacks, have a case of the munchies or are hungering for a seven-course meal, UBC has got you covered.
The volume of people, the dark aura and the never-ending brutality of it all can get to you. So I decided to see how long I could spend in Buchanans A through E until I felt like I couldn’t take it anymore.
As of this afternoon, you can log into your SSC and see how brutal or forgiving your schedule will be.
If you liked any of these ideas I hope you are full of thanks for me. I am full of thanks for me. Happy thanksgiving.
When the leaves are falling, you’ve got three assignments due and you need a helping hand, the cafe and restaurant locales on campus are here to get you through with these cozy fall eats.
It’s flu and cough season at UBC. People are blowing their noses and spewing their germs around you. If not, maybe you’re that person, being tortured by sickness during midterm season.
I yearned to learn through osmosis, but knew this would require technological innovation I may not live to see. This thought shook me to my core.
It flares up during the busy hours of classes representing our chaotic student life and lays in serene during the night. In layman's terms, it saves money when no one is there to watch.