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Did a raccoon dig that shit out of a dumpster?
In September, Chard Vernon started his two-week quarantine in Falter Cage. Seven months later, he was still in there.
According to a 2017 settlement, we can’t even mention Dr. Tonya Chow by name, let alone the subject of the lawsuit.
Some of the worst people are Geminis. Don’t hold up this stereotype. But congrats on getting into honours poli sci.
It was really easy because they’re our music editor.
Now, I need you to know that as a NICE writer, I’m generally great at handling my cannabis.
You might never use this information in your life, but we’re going to tell you anyway.
Will my life ever feel like it’s moving again? Will we ever find out what on Earth they are constructing around Martha Piper? Will they ever finish? Who even is ‘they?’ Is Tim’s open? My god, I am freezing.
The year is 2025.
“Of course, assigning the students less work is simply out of the question,” the group continued, “which means our only recourse is to extend the solar day by one hour.”
It is frankly unbelievable that a bar called “The Pit” is not caked with beer stains and cigarette ashes.
At the Ares Project, we use state-of-the-art computer algorithms and the most up-to-date psychology research to match you with your nemesis.
Bosque trees are known for their romantic qualities. Or maybe that was cherry trees...
I know your dishes have been piling up just like mine have.