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Everything in your apartment will smell like what you cooked. Our sheets, clothes, carpets, pens and printer smell like an Indian and Chinese restaurant collided, then rolled around in oil together.
There are plenty of things to do in Vancouver (free things, btw). Instead of fleeing this break, why not explore the province and have a lot of fun too?
UBC releases an annual enrolment report each year that provides demographic details about the people who apply to the university and the students it admits. This data includes admission rates, demographic details, retention rates and other interesting tidbits.
This trailblazing new thing, seemingly inspired by the already-existing Facebookian microcosmic worlds of Subtle Asian Dating and Subtle Curry Dating, is relatively young and was launched in November 2019.
Submitting a UBC Crush is perfect for all of us who long to date someone whilst being complete cowards at the same time. I have had at least four posts published on the page, with plenty more that went unpublished (and that was probably for the best), which means I am perfectly qualified to give advice on how to write the perfect UBC Crushes post.
Walter Gage Towers, 48 Love 7 a.m. mornings; will be your personal alarm clock.
The event is organized by the UBC CMSSA and the UBC Science Undergraduate Society and it’s free to attend, and any donations from the event go to Rabbitats, a local rabbit sanctuary that houses rabbits that are feral or abandoned
I know what you're probably thinking, “Did I really just read that right? The term-two exam schedule is out?” Well, I don't know what to say other than that you better check your SSC and find out.
Sure it’s breathtaking when the weather’s nice, but the rainy season also perfectly coincides with the winter term. So 90 per cent of the time, the city is actually a grey blur.
Being on the board means the chance to make a massive difference in The Ubyssey's community and understand the full scale of what a student paper of our size does every day.
If you’re an international student and you’re having the symptoms I just described, you’re going through what I would call the UBC International Student’s Stages Of Grief.
So, if you are on the look to be starstruck, here’s where to watch the show at UBC.
According to a statement issued by the student association, iClicker-acers— students who know the answer to every iClicker question— launched their first phase of strike action to protest against “iClicker-cheaters.”
The official website for the Urban Studies program here at UBC may be a welcome piece of nostalgia for older internet-goers but for most of us it is a horrific, dated eyesore that evokes the ear-piercing sound of a dial-up connection.