Not many students can say that they’re best friends with the president and vice-chancellor (only his best friend would know that he’s the vice-chancellor) of their university.
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She has stayed inside with her windows shut and 25 air purifiers “absolutely blasting” for 38 days straight.
I’m going to focus on the real winners and losers of this debate.
Here are some ideas for how to reach out and make friends in a time where it might feel more daunting than ever.
Here’s how you can turn your home study space into a cafe, so you can feel like you’re back in your favourite study spot once again.
I’ve had a look into kitchens, met cats and even overheard a heated family debate.
The card will cost $6, the norm for Compass Cards.
I had to learn how to make coffee (extremely difficult) and learn how to make my own breakfast sandwiches (I almost burned down my dorm).
It’s not like they can prove that their email/text/etc. didn’t go to your spam folder.
I can’t say it’s been all ‘early admission’ and ‘Dean’s List’ for us, but it’s certainly been good for my career prospects.
“I hardly talk to anyone. How the hell was I supposed to know this wasn’t a thing?"
The smart thing to do is to put it in the bank or pay off interest on your student loans, but that’s no fun.
We can’t replace the inspiring feeling of a well-written farewell address, though videos with titles like “Inspiration Speech Compilation [2 hours] Long” may come close.
If we see some of the folks from UBC Improv in a Safdie brothers film in the next few years, don’t be surprised.
The cameo includes Veitch congratulating the class of 2020 and assuring them they’re going to get far in life.