During the early days of the pandemic, I became a bit of a beer girl. Now, I’ve really developed a liking for beer, albeit I could not tell you what the difference between a Pilsner and an IPA is, but I'm back to offer my unsolicited opinion about things I'm not qualified to judge!
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Here are the editors who will be heading up each section of The Ubyssey over the next year.
In honour of Wes Anderson’s masterpiece and UBC’s Bike Kitchen, let us use the magic machine of poetic license to take a site-seeing tour of all our fair and rainy campus has to offer.
Humour is the game and Ubyssey Blog is the name. Here are the ten most read blog articles of the 2021/22 school year.
“As far as we are concerned, nothing is off the table. That is, of course, until we steal it off the table.”
Your sex life sucks! It’s boring and you hate it and so does everyone you sleep with! Yeah, they told us. That’s why Girlbossmopolitan has a new set of wild positions to test out in the luxurious privacy of your UBC dorm. You’re welcome.
My entire life, I’ve been told that I ‘wouldn’t get it,’ because I’m ‘not an athlete.’ I am an athlete.
Girlbossmopolitan is not responsible for the three months of avoided eye contact between you and your TA that will follow if you make these drinks.
Now here’s the secret EVERYBODY wants to know: how do you fake the purrrrfect orgasm? To find out, read on for our hottest tips that’ll blow your mind.
I love my girlfriend so much. Mostly because she’s a real girl and she agreed to go out with me, but also because she wants to hold my hand and doesn’t gag when I kiss her.
Post-manism is not an ideology — it is a state of mind. It is what has made everyone on campus absolutely and utterly obsessed with me and unable to get over the force of nature that is me.
Your friends at Girlbossmopolitan got your back — here are a few reasons why being Queer is the best thing to ever happen to you… like ever.
As someone who is super hot and sexy, I find myself lacking real-world skills. Fuck! I have no clue how to change a light bulb.
Controversy has been surrounding the new University of Bitchin’ Clock course, WHOR 101: Critical Studies in Whoreification. But we at Girlbossmopolitan think this class is the shit!
Do you want to send that flirty text or steamy picture to your special someone but aren’t sure which platform will steal the least data? Fear no more, Girlbossmopolitan has got your back!