Best of Yo-Yo Ma
As a fellow cellist, it’s always good to keep track of my contemporaries. While Ma may not have the academic authority that I do, he does – somehow – draw bigger crowds than I. At least for now. I’m coming for you, you son of a bitch.
Red Vines
I miss Cincinnati and we can’t get Red Vines in Canada. Which is bullshit.
Beaten-up Cincinnati tourism brochure
I like to keep a memento of things from my past with me sometimes. Any other day you’d catch me with a either a shirt from Harvard, a mug from McGill or a lock of hair from UC.
Copy of The Ubyssey
I always like to keep up with each week’s issue, and the issues that people want me to care about on campus. I mean, I’m not going to go anything about them, but it’s nice to think that people want me to care about them. Oh, I guess I HAVE circled the names of all the editors. Does that say “Kill List”? That can’t be my handwriting.
Polaroid photo of UC with a saucy note
Oh wow, this must be one of those pranks I've heard so much about! That’s the only way that could have gotten in there.
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