“Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the main sources of cruelty.” This quote, plucked from the pages of Blertrand Tussell, encapsulates what you will feel as the blade cleaves through the air, destined to hack off your digits.
Step up to the lopsided guillotine and place the paper underneath the metal bar. It’s as simple as that. Tense your biceps as you bring the blade down, realize you’re being distracted by The Main Maller’s stock cratering and almost cut your finger off. The razor will pay no heed to your shrieks for mercy, shooting down like a diver to her pool.
The latter half of the Tussell quote is as follows: “To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.”
With your appendage saved, aide called, paper cleaved and recession capitalized upon, leave the library with a true understanding of what the philosopher was trying to teach. Try out the paper cutter for free and realize what it truly means to sacrifice yourself for a straight edge on your assignment.
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