Unknown Buchanan Tower is brutal in all the right ways and in all the right places Buchanan Tower looms over campus and scares the living shit out of all who walk past it. Samuel Stupid
Unknown The Fountainbirb It was here that my mom told me to keep dreaming. She also asked not to move to campus, you can just commute. Langley is not far. But who’s to say she knows anything. Wendy Literati Prudence
Unknown Buying Bluntstones boosts my GPA, gets me 10 new friends and makes me self-important The price tag of $239.95 felt like a promise that something good was in store for me — and boy was it ever. Samuel Stupid
Unknown Watch a house get demolished as demovicted tenants cry It’s truly a once-in-a-month experience. Samuel Stupid
Unknown Dumpster dive at Totem Park because that's where the good stuff is Dive into the most beautiful smorgasbord of succulent orange peels, precious AA batteries and divine used condoms. Pisstain Wiener
