April 3, 2018

The best and worst Storm the Wall names 2018

Written by Olivia Johnson

Saman Shariati

You’ve seen the banners. The endless Facebook posts. The bathroom wall posters. The obnoxious wall outside the Nest.

Storm the Wall took place last week, and here are the most important results you have all been waiting for: the best — and worst — team names from this year.

For a complete list, you can view all the team names here.

Fun

  • Run From Student Debt
  • Tequila Mockingbird
  • Sweat, Regret and Oxygen Debt
  • Viagra Falls
  • God’s Plan
  • Blood, sweat and beers
  • Carpe DM’s
  • Five Guys Burgers and Thighs

Movie and song influenced

  • Wall. I. Am
  • Wall-E
  • Ain’t No Wallaback Girl
  • Good Fellas
  • Han Solo
  • Just Another Brick Wall

Wall puns

  • Neur-wal-logy
  • Wall Time Low
  • Adderwall
  • We’re over it
  • Gearing up the Wall
  • Till the Sweat Drips Down My Walls
  • The Mark Wallburgs

Faculty-oriented

  • Kin You Keep Up?
  • KickAUS
  • Lymphomaniacs
  • Pharm the Wall
  • Students against Enamel Cruelty
  • Notorious BIE
  • Bring on the DCOMMpetition
  • GRADually Storming

Cringe-y

  • Any team with a frat name in front

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