Writing headlines is hard. Really hard. Like as hard as the Tall Wood Building.
Our feature this week revolved around the recent completion of Brock Commons — a.k.a. the Tall Wood Building. Clearly we are all serious, hard-hitting journalists.
With so much genius and only one title to channel it into, we thought that these rejected headlines were too good to be forgotten:
- We’re all over UBC’s giant erection
- Tall wood is coming
- Tall, dark, and wooden: what Brock Common’s Tinder profile would look like
- UBC’s biggest erection yet: it’s coming
- Step inside UBC’s giant wood
- Wood they have done it if it wasn’t wood?
- An analysis of UBC’s newest erection: the tall wood building
- [wood joke here]
- How many men does it take to give UBC an erection?
- Almost fully erected, wooden, but only second-tallest
- UBC is very proud of its Tall Wood
- It took 70 days to erect UBC’s Tall Wood
WINNER: It only took nine men to erect UBC’s Tall Wood
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