April 1, 2021 I visited a ghost town during COVID-19 What kind of person lives in a ghost town? Imaxipad
April 1, 2021 Going to 10 classes on DMT Eyes? Opened. GPA? Raised. Eldritch terrors? Awoken. Dave Mirror
April 1, 2021 I misunderstood ‘stunt journalism’ and wrote this article while skateboarding on hostile architecture Nobody told me that stunt journalism did not actually involve performing real stunts. Thomald McDomald
April 1, 2021 What it was really like to go to class before the pandemic "That’s why I liked to show up to lectures even when I was burning up and spewing flu germs. Everyone could see how committed I was." Larry Cocaine
April 1, 2021 I took shrooms before all my midterms for a week Here's what happened. Mary Shellstonecraft
April 1, 2021 The sordid, fucked up history behind the handbells choir “Once they started playing ‘Clocks’ by Coldplay I realized the ringing was there to stay.” Dave Mirror and Samuel Stupid
April 1, 2021 The twisted logic behind residence dining halls If I had a dollar for every time someone told me about how much they enjoyed the food from residence dining halls, I’d have half a dollar. Turt L. Necke
April 1, 2021 We witnessed a fight on Main Mall and here's who won Allegedly, I was knocked out almost immediately after inserting myself between the two brawlers. Milo “Brass Knuckles” Green
April 1, 2021 I edited NICE Magazine on shrooms When I took on the role of content editor at NICE, I thought to myself, “How hard could it be?” Thomald McDomald
April 1, 2021 There is no point in suing us Don’t fool yourself! Use your time and money for something productive, like buying a personality. Larry Cocaine
April 1, 2021 UBC’s sad, weird Almonds Matter Society election Buck ‘Armstrong’ Lance, running unopposed for the presidency, seemed to be campaigning in earnest for the ‘abstain’ ballot option. Thomald McDomald
April 1, 2021 We asked people about their UBC tattoos We talked to some of these freaks to find out why they spent money to get tattoos about UBC, a place where they already spend thousands of dollars per year on tuition. Samuel Stupid
April 1, 2021 Horny on main: Psychoanalyzing my classmates to find the incel Ari is short for something — incel is also short for something. Dave Mirror
April 1, 2021 I spent the last week asking UBC students what the worst buildings on campus are Most students, when offered an outlet to say what they really thought, had a lot to say. Charles Hays
April 1, 2021 I wrote stunt journalism on ketamine: this article I thimk I am the nexzt Jcak Kerouac. Samuel Stupid
