At The Ubyssey, we feel it is important to shield yourself from criticism at all costs. Imagine if someone were to speak out against you, and you couldn't get them to stop, no matter how much you resemble a second-rate Bond villain?
You'd need to do some serious damage control. That's why it's important to hold your meetings in such a way that a student journalist could never stumble upon them by accident. With that in mind, we've compiled our best solutions for the problem on everyone's mind: "Where will we hold our next secret meeting?"
The steam tunnels
On top of the clock tower
The now-empty Norman Mackenzie House
The old Ubyssey office
John Montalbano's volcano lair
In the middle of the UBC Farm, dressed as scarecrows
The Aquatic Centre gym
In separate cafes, over walkie-talkies
The UBC ropes course
The room in John Montalbano's house dedicated to his collection of Persian cats, paintings of Persian cats, and cartoonishly high-backed chairs
By utilizing trained owls and coded letters
Over MSN messenger
In an RBC bank vault
The old Pit
That weird hut between the Education building and Somerset studios
UBC-O
Wreck
Point Grey Battery
The cave where John Montalbano goes to cry
Your dad's cigar room
Cup-and-string phones
In a plane
On a train
In a house
With a mouse
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