Do you want to send that flirty text or steamy picture to your special someone but aren’t sure which platform will steal the least data? Fear no more, Girlbossmopolitan has got your back! We’ve tried all the platforms to determine the six sexiest platforms for sliding that requested package into the DMs.
Cranvas private message
The library got you down? That one class stressing you out? Make Cranvas a fun place and private message your class crush a special little gift. As an added bonus they’ll probably get an email notification from their cursed UBC email. I see no downsides!
Dropdoxx
Perfect for those big packages — or those so small they need high resolution to be seen.
GOOgOO Workspace
This one is fun because of its multitudes of options! You can send a special chat message, a GOOgOO Doc or (for those that want to give accurate dimensions), a spreadsheet. Go off, king! Explore some kinky GOOgOO Suite!
PictoShat
Are you a hipster? Do you still use your PeeSi SeXL? Are you only interested in other PeeSi users? Throw it back to 2010 by sending some spicy PictoShat messages.
Canada Lost
You can always take a polaroid, print out a photo, develop some film or send a smexy letter. If Canada Lost is good enough for weed, it’s good enough for me.
DooOOooOOoom! background
Do you still have a virtual class? Are you feeling bold? Make a statement no one will ever forget by setting your background to a scanned photo of your little package. For those feeling less brave, DooOOooOOoom! chat always works, too (we’ll all know that you’re a pussy, though). `
Girlbossmopolitan is The Ubyssey's annual spoof issue. While nothing in here is factual, it is all slaytastic. To read more Girlbossmopolitan, click here!
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