We’re far enough along into the year that you’ve probably scoped out all the attractive people you wouldn’t mind getting a drink with in your class. Follow these tips and you'll have their number in no time.
Talk a lot in class
This way they’ll know you’re inquisitive and also that you have the ability to talk.
Talk a lot in discussion and labs
Lectures can have upwards of 100 people in them so it can be hard to distinguish yourself from the crowd. A better way to show your crush how knowledgeable and insightful you are is to talk frequently in your shared discussion or lab. Make sure you’re saying good, smart things, and if you’re not, at least wink at after you say them.
Sit beside them in class
This is how you’ll be able to tell if you have compatible pheromones. Make sure you sit close enough to them that you can see if they have good handwriting as well.
Get one of your friends to start a study group with them
You can show off how impressive your flash card collection is.
Pass them a note
“do u like me? [ ] yes [ ] no [ ] maybe ;) ” is still an effective and efficient way of getting the point across.
Get creative!
First, go to class wearing a morphsuit, then stare at them during the whole lecture. Leave as soon as the lecture is done. Do this every day for the whole semester. As the term goes on start incorporating some threatening gestures into your staring sessions. Create a sense of fear in their soul. They should be feel haunted by with this morphsuit apparition. On the last day of class approach in your street clothes ask them if they saw they also saw the horrifying morph phantom. The sense of relief they feel knowing they weren’t slowly losing their mind will create a quirky bond that will last you a lifetime!
Talk to them
Obviously this is a last resort. You don’t want to look that desperate.
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