Which artists could the AMS hire for $80,000?

The AMS just passed a budget increase for concerts, from $15,000 in 2014/15 to a whopping $80,000 this year. They've specified that the extra funds will go toward several concerts at the Pit Pub and in the Great Hall, but we thought it'd be more fun to imagine what they could do with that money for one insane, balls-to-the-wall, blowout concert.

According to Priceonomics.com's anonymous source from Degy Entertainment, a booking agency that specializes in college shows, here are a few artists the AMS could snag for $80,000 or less (keep in mind, the article was written last year, so prices may have changed):

$70-80k

Ludacris: 80k

Kenny Rogers: 80k

Lana Del Rey: 75k

Jason DeRulo: 75k

Disturbed: 75k

$60-69k

Tyler, The Creator: 60k

Bastille: 60k

DJ Pauly D: 60k

Joan Jett: 60k

Smash Mouth: 60k

$50-59k

Anna Kendrick: 50k

Billy Ray Cyrus: 50k

MIA: 50k

Girl Talk: 50k

$40-49k

La Roux: 40k

Simple Plan: 40k

T-Pain: 45k

Plain White T's: 40k

$30-39k

Mogwai: 35k

Chance the Rapper: 35k

Gucci Mane: 30k

Bone Thugs-n-Harmony: 30k

Xzibit: 30k

Fountains of Wayne: 30k

$20-29k

Earl Sweatshirt: 25k

Jefferson Starship: 25k

Action Bronson: 20k

Reel Big Fish: 20k

$5-19k

Tame Impala: 10k

Coyote Kisses: 10k

Flatbush Zombies: 5k

I'm still a little confused about Anna Kendrick's minuscule price tag, but if it's real, I'd like to see Flatbush Zombies open for a duet with her and Action Bronson, and the remaining five grand shot out of an air cannon over the crowd. What's your dream combo?