The Ubyssey’s AMS Great Debate drinking game

The AMS Great Debate is being held on Thursday, March 1 in the lower atrium of the Nest where every candidate from every race will be in attendance to answer all of your burning questions.

It’s a five-hour event, which is a doozy in itself, but even more so when you’re listening to student politicians heatedley debate with one another. So we won’t blame you if you decide to get a little drunk.

Take a shot when:

  • A newbie calls out an incumbent for not getting something done
  • A candidate audibly laughs at Andy Lin
  • A candidate has no idea what a major AMS initiative is
  • 10 seconds of silence
  • A candidate avoids a question by talking about their student experience

Take a sip when:

  • Andy Lin references the Bible or gospel issue
  • A Senate candidate mentions the fall reading break
  • Someone says “student experience”
  • Someone pronounces ‘Ubyssey’ wrong (it’s like “odyssey,” fuckers)
  • One candidate passive-aggressively says “if you’ll refer back to my platform…”

Finish your drink when:

  • A candidate doesn’t show up
  • More than half the audience is on their phones
  • The moderator plugs The Ubyssey
  • Someone brings up IFC endorsements
  • You finally decide who you’re going to vote for

Voting takes place from Monday, March 5 to Friday, March 9. Vote here for who you think will be the best person to represent UBC!