1. Find The Ubyssey office
2. Write for The Ubyssey
3. Write an essay the day before it’s due
4. Go to Pit Night (virtually or in person) and promptly leave
5. Join too many clubs and never go to a meeting
6. Scour campus for free food
7. Consider jumping in the Martha Piper fountain
8. Take a picture of a bird
9. Take a picture of a squirrel
10. See a coyote
11. Smoke a joint in the forest
12. Look up whom a building is named after
13. Try and fail at printing in the library
14. Ask the person working at the library help desk for help
15. Have a favourite coffee shop
16. Realize the coffee on campus is the tip of the iceberg
17. Go to office hours and cry
18. Get too drunk on a Wednesday and go to class hungover
19. Buy Blundstones because everyone else has them
20. Sleep through a class
21. Wake up 10 minutes before a final
22. Have three days of back-to-back finals
23. Get a Work Learn job
24. Have a favourite Buchanan building
25. Have a class crush
26. Paint the Cairn
27. Drunkenly lie on a bench and stare at the stars
28. Send a family member/friend a picture of the view from above the Rose Garden
29. Order The Communist Manifesto on Amazon and promptly realize the hypocrisy
30. Almost get hit by a bike on Main Mall
31. Go to Wreck Beach and regret it once you have to go back up the stairs
32. Go to a UBC Improv show
33. Make a Twitter account
34. See vomit in a sink
35. Do the Polar Bear Swim and instantly regret it
36. Invent a new microwave meal
37. Forget to renew your U-Pass
38. Volunteer for CiTR
39. Go to the MOA and recommend it to every person you know
40. Go to the Beaty Biodiversity Museum and stare at the whale skeleton
41. Go to the Nitobe Memorial Garden and realize you’ve been thinking about your future for 45 minutes
42. Illegally download a textbook
43. Study in the Harry Potter room
44. Change your major
45. Change your major a second time
46. Consider dropping out
47. Wonder who any of the headliners at Block Party are
48. Read your textbook on the bus and get nauseous
49. Take a bus you’ve never taken before just for fun
50. Send a passionate email to an elected official
51. Get a gym membership and never use it
52. Take a philosophy course because you think it’ll be fun and almost fail it
53. Wonder when the rain will ever end
54. Fall in love
55. Go through a breakup
56. Consider taking shrooms to break the monotony
57. Try to use the degree navigator and break down in tears
58. Leave a passive aggressive note for your roommate because they keep leaving dirty dishes in the sink and attracting fruit flies
59. Vote in the AMS elections
60. Eat a Triple O’s Tuesday burger
61. Eat a UBC cinnamon bun
62. Realize Ponderosa cake is better
63. Match with someone from a class on Tinder
64. Delete Tinder
65. Try Bumble
66. Realize that sucks too
67. Wonder when you’ll meet a special someone
68. Meet someone special
69. Get 69 per cent in a class and laugh about it instead of being sad
70. Curse the construction fences
71. Take a three-hour class and regret everything
72. Forget everything you learned in your language requirement classes
73. Discover your sense of style
74. Buy a poster from the poster sale in the Nest and hate it after two months
75. Go apartment hunting and lose all hope
76. Rant about the housing market
77. Buy a plant and let it die
78. Develop a strong opinion about Vancouver’s transit infrastructure
79. Learn what AMS stands for
80. Learn a new drinking game
81. Steal toilet paper from a public bathroom
82. Find out that Canvas is tracking you and fall down the rabbit hole of surveillance
83. See the ghost in IKB
84. See the hitchhiker ghost
85. Tell all your friends back home your UBC ghost stories
86. Go to a protest
87. Have to evacuate your residence because someone pulled the fire alarm at 4 a.m.
88. Develop strong opinions about instant noodle brands
89. Vow to read x number of books in a year and never get close
90. Have a favourite Blue Chip cookie
91. Get a spontaneous haircut just to feel something
92. Fall in love with the regular campus dogs
93. Find yourself extremely defensive over your favourite citation style
94. Be late to class because the bus got stuck in the snow
95. Have a very strong opinion on Uncle Fatih’s vs. Pizza Garden
96. Binge watch a reality show instead of studying for your midterm
97. Wear your residence lanyard 24/7
98. Make fun of first years for always wearing their lanyards
99. Take more years to finish your degree than you initially planned
100. Reflect on all the fun you had through the years
101. Take your last finals
102. Graduate and wonder how you’ll ever get a job with this degree