We asked more than 2,000 of you how you do it, and you told us way more than we wanted to know. Our 2016 sex survey is fully anonymous, totally scientific* and 100 per cent juicy. What are you waiting for? Dive into UBC's dirty little secrets (give it a second to load).
*This survey is not meant to be a scientifically accurate representation of UBC's diverse campus. It had 2,094 responses with an even split between male- and female-identifying people (49.7 per cent male, 48.3 per cent female). Two per cent of respondents identified as non-binary.
Where have you had sex on campus (excluding private residence rooms)?
There were some answers that had multiple answers, so we've combined them at the beginning.
- Washroom: 43
- Forest/park/outdoors: 23
- Buchanan: 21
- Wreck/Tower Beach: 19
- Parking lot/parkade: 18
- Irving K. Barber: 16
- Koerner: 15
- Sauder: 13
- Empty lecture hall/classroom: 13
- Nitobe Garden: 12
- Car: 12
- New SUB: 12
- SUB (unspecified): 12
- Old SUB : 11
- Frats: 11
- Rose Garden: 7
- Clock tower: 6
- Club room/office: 6
- Old Ubyssey office: 6
- Forestry building: 6
- On top of/up against the engineering cairn: 5
- Hennings: 5
- Thunderbird stadium: 5
- In the fountain: 4
- Wesbrook: 4
- Geog building: 3
- Chan Centre: 3
- MOA: 3
- The Pit: 2
- Echo Circle: 2
- Ice of Thunderbird Arena: 3
- Biology building: 2
- New Ubyssey office: 2
- Kaiser: 2
- Henry Angus: 2
- School bus
- Office 244 BuTo
- Behind a totem pole
- Main Mall
- Lecture hall
- Pacific Spirit Park
- Math building
- Fernie’s office
- AMS reception desk after hours
- Couch of Seedlings
- Practice rooms in the music building
- Chem B
- Physics lab late at night
- CPA Hall couch
- X-Wing of ICICS
- The piano room
- Grassy Knoll
- The room outside President Toope's office
- SRC
- Faculty student society room
- The cube
- Residence bike room
- Lahda
- School of Public Health
- Biology student centre
- Schafe building
- Pie R Squared
- Co-op resource room
- CAWP building
- Swing room
- Storage room
- Faculty lounge
- Osborne Gym
- Against the flagpole in main mall
- Birmingham
- In a in the loading area of the government building next to TRIUMF
- EOSC building
- My office
- Chemistry
- REC
- Roof of a building
- Woodward stairs
- Abdul Ladha
- Life sciences building
- Kaiser, CEME, HEBB, CIRS and ESB
- Research Lab
- SWNG
- Laserre
- Arvind Gupta's office
- Private study room
- On the roof of the aquatic centre
- On a bench near ANSO
- LSK
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- Basement of the Asian Studies Centre
- The top floor of overlooking the ocean
- Main desk in ings 201
- Canopy walk in the botanical gardens
- Macmillan
- Botanical Gardens and on the Thunderbird logo in the Stadium ;)
- Elevator
- Bookstore
- Fourth-year design rooms
- Almost every UBCO building
- Marine Drive elevator
- Comp Sci building
- Suspension bridge
- Asian Garden
- Janitor’s closet of Ladha
- The Nest during construction
- Soccer field
- FUS office
- In the grass next to Thunderbird Arena
- HEBB 102
- Roof of Math Annex
- Biology study space
- Botanical gardens
- Iona
- Woodward room in the basement, ng lot in a
- Law School Showers
- Hebb
- Hand of God
- Main mall hammocks
- CLC
- Storage rooms
- Biology labs
- Ponderosa annex
- Botanical gardens canopy walk
- Hebb 100
- McMillian study area
- Gonna try to smash in all the washrooms before I graduate
- Swings
- Marine Drive Commons Block
- Totem showers
- Totem common rooms
- Totem laundry
- Closet in Totem
- Roof of Totem
- Phone booths in Vanier
- The Vanier cliffs
- Lasserre building
- CIRS building
- Basketball stands
- Your mom's house
- Birdcoop change room
- CLC 205
- Fuck you that's personal
- My TA's office
- Random closets I find left open
- Pacific spirit
- Outdoor pool
- On the grass field behind the fraternity houses, piled up in a bunch of leaves. It was autumn.
- Alley
- Prof’s office
- Woodward
- CiTR newsroom
- Path going down to God’s Hand
- Middle of football field. The ground was wet. My balls were cold.
- Office Hours when prof isnt there
- Under the "upside down tree”
- THE UBC WRITING CENTREBAYBEEEE
- Rock climbing wall
- Alumni Centre
- Arboretum
- UBC security office
- Woodward
- Will McDonald
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