Performance: The Ubyssey's Gender Issue//

Listen Up Y’all…

Sometimes it be like that, but that doesn’t mean we can’t change it. If there’s anything I’ve learned from surrounding myself with cis hets, it is that some of y’all are so sensitive!

According to some random study from somewhere, some cis men think that bringing reusable bags to the grocery store makes them seem feminine. We’re all gonna die! Do you not care about living?? I sure don’t, but I still bring reusable bags! I only have so many uses for the plastic bags I have hiding in my kitchen.

Some of y’all also get sOoO shocked when you see someone masculine-presenting in the women’s section or feminine-presenting in the men’s section of a clothing store. Clothing is just fabric! I, too, was shocked. While certain pieces are tailored to accentuate the ‘male’ or ‘female’ body type, maybe some people don’t want that part of their body highlighted. Who are you to make someone feel bad about themselves when they look mad cute??? The most attractive part of a person is their positive vibes!

Comfort is MUCH more important than looking cute. Get off my lawn if you’re going to shame people for wearing what they want!

In conclusion, women in suits.