Here’s your chest

Written by Arthur Lockwood

To the pretty girl who came by the pizza place and to whom I said “Here’s your chest” instead of “Here’s your change”: I was seven hours into an eight hour shift and my brain was primitive and it just slipped I’m sorry let’s go out some time.

Arthur Lockwood is a former UBC flunk-out who is now desperately cramming a geography major into what will hopefully be his last year of schooling of any kind.

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