To the boy who fell asleep on me after a drunken night of failing at beer pong:
You’re heavy. And you have a cute smile.
Aiken Lao is a third-year commerce student and the Design Editor of The Ubyssey. She is powered by dad jokes, donuts and Red Bull and will take bribes. Fun fact: this issue is printed with the blood and tears of Aiken and several other editors.
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