Ready to find out how freaky you really are? Go through the list and check off all of the activities (wink, wink) that apply to you.
Move over Rice Purity Test. It's UBC's time to shine.
- Lost your virginity at UBC
- Made out with someone on the Pit dance floor
- Hooked up with someone you met at the Pit
- Successfully flirted for free drinks
- Unsuccessfully flirted for free drinks
- Hooked up with a person in a frat
- Hooked up with a person in a sorority
- Hooked up with an entire frat lineage
- Been banned from a frat for hooking up with an entire frat lineage
- Grinded on someone while “Low” by Flo Rida played at the venue of your choice
- Smashed in the frat attic (iykyk)
- Kissed more than five people at one frat party
- Kicked your roommate out to get freaky
- Got kicked out by your roommate so they could get freaky
- Had a full make-out sesh with your crush while your roommate was across the room
- Photobombed your friends’ Instagram photos with a make-out sesh
- Smashed your roommate (historians will say they were roommates)
- Received a noise complaint for having sex too loud
- Given a noise complaint to others for having sex too loud
- Ghosted someone because you’re scared of commitment
- Been ghosted (spooky!)
- Played a game involving stripping in the dorms
- Made out with one of your closest friends as a “bit”
- Had a slow-burn love story with your “friend” from first year
- Brought a stranger back to your dorm
- Gone to Wreck Beach clothed but ended up naked
- Gave head on a log at Wreck Beach
- Skinny dipped with your crush at Wreck Beach
- Got freaky on the Wreck Beach stairs
- Had a late-night rendezvous in the Magic Forest
- Met a stranger on the bus and ended up in their bed by the end of the night
- Had a first date on campus
- Had your first kiss in the Rose Garden
- Had a “hopeless romantic” tell you they love you during the first week of university
- Had someone “Merry Christmas,” “Happy Birthday” or “Have a Great Summer” back into your life
- Downloaded a dating app
- Deleted that dating app
- Redownloaded a dating app
- Had an on-campus dating app hookup
- Realized dating apps are great because you can get someone else to pay for your dinner during the cost of living crisis
- Had the big three on your phone at once (Hinge, Bumble, Tinder)
- Found your significant other on a dating app
- Matched with the same people on multiple dating apps
- Didn’t message them anyway
- Got woken up by 32 missed calls from your booty call at 2 a.m.
- Had a situationship
- Cried because you caught feelings even though they didn’t like you like that
- Realized it’s not that deep
- Hooked up with your first-year dorm floor rep
- Fucked in the Life Building’s gender-neutral bathroom room
- Given head while they were sitting on a toilet (any toilet, you freaks)
- Gotten all dressed up to impress someone in your class
- Called AMS SafeWalk so you can experience being dropped home safe after a night out because chivalry is dead
- Been in a serious relationship with a UBC student
- Been in a serious relationship with an SFU student (treason)
- Have been in a relationship with the same person since first year
- Gotten engaged before you graduated
- Gotten married to a UBC student
- Had a dorm baby
- Had a threesome on a twin XL
- Given/received a hickey so bad that green concealer wouldn’t cover it
- Woken up in a stranger’s bed not knowing how you got there
- Hooked up with a TA to elevate your learning experience in the class
- Not made it to your own bed after a night out
- Did a walk-of-shame to an 8 a.m. class from your hookup’s room
- Received a UBC club-branded condom during Clubs Fair
- Went to a house party uninvited to “accidentally” bump into your campus crush
- Gotten mono from a hookup
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