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Eyes? Opened. GPA? Raised. Eldritch terrors? Awoken.
Nobody told me that stunt journalism did not actually involve performing real stunts.
"That’s why I liked to show up to lectures even when I was burning up and spewing flu germs. Everyone could see how committed I was."
Here's what happened.
“Once they started playing ‘Clocks’ by Coldplay I realized the ringing was there to stay.”
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me about how much they enjoyed the food from residence dining halls, I’d have half a dollar.
Allegedly, I was knocked out almost immediately after inserting myself between the two brawlers.
When I took on the role of content editor at NICE, I thought to myself, “How hard could it be?”
Don’t fool yourself! Use your time and money for something productive, like buying a personality.
Buck ‘Armstrong’ Lance, running unopposed for the presidency, seemed to be campaigning in earnest for the ‘abstain’ ballot option.
We talked to some of these freaks to find out why they spent money to get tattoos about UBC, a place where they already spend thousands of dollars per year on tuition.
Ari is short for something — incel is also short for something.
Most students, when offered an outlet to say what they really thought, had a lot to say.
I thimk I am the nexzt Jcak Kerouac.
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