Will my life ever feel like it’s moving again? Will we ever find out what on Earth they are constructing around Martha Piper? Will they ever finish? Who even is ‘they?’ Is Tim’s open? My god, I am freezing.
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The year is 2025.
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It is frankly unbelievable that a bar called “The Pit” is not caked with beer stains and cigarette ashes.
At the Ares Project, we use state-of-the-art computer algorithms and the most up-to-date psychology research to match you with your nemesis.
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Nominations close on February 12 at noon, so get yours in soon!
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I would like to suggest a few ideas that might elevate the campus from a 6/10 to a 7/10.
Despite the website being non-functional, students will still be able to access their U-Pass.
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