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“I don’t get it, I really just don’t. I’ve shown up to at least half of the practices this year and I really thought I’d at least go as a tenth round pick,” Chadwick said, in response to not being drafted in this year’s Major Minor League Baseball Draft.
My eyes melted out of my head and I vomited for two hours when I had to even try to understand what gravity is. But despite this, we still felt it was a good idea to have a section entirely dedicated to the pursuit of knowledge.
Where the fuck is the crossword puzzle? I’m going complain on Reddit.
The BC coroner’s office said the cause of death is still being investigated, but sources have hinted that the unreasonably high beds and the unyielding mattress bounce are to blame.
In a groundbreaking effort by the UBC Student Wellness Centre, the team is suggesting a new method of mental health support: just, like, sharing one?
Through our times at UBC there are many locations we all share. These places can hold important memories for us or, you know, they can just be places.
I cannot in good faith give fair commentary on this performance because I honestly could barely pay attention to the stage when there were about 1,184 decaying corpses in the seats around me.
Ahh, Vancouver — the Toledo, Ohio of Canada. Here are five places that would make wonderful dates, picnics or family outings in our fair city, except they are not actually in Vancouver because there’s nothing to do here.
Uh, recent UBC research suggests that cells are... good? We all know that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. But what does the nucleus do? What on Earth is a chloroplast?
To my great surprise, the Almonds Matter Society (AMS) also voted to never do anything dumb ever again in an article titled “AMS ***** ******** ***** ** * *****.”
I waited months to get my GoGlobal application back. I was hoping for someplace exotic, Australia, Belgium or — maybe even my dream — Oman. I was shocked and delighted when I heard where I was going: UBC Robson.
The broken souls that make up our news team did their best to track down any remaining stories on campus, but it turns out we wrote everything that could possibly be written.
His interview was so fucking boring that I can’t be bothered to transcribe it. “Blah blah blah forests blah blah calming beauty of nature blah blah meditation,” said Riordan, probably.
And, just like that, Snorfball became a UBC tradition.