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At UBC, we are committed in creating a community where human rights are respected and our goal is to make sure everyone feels safe. Show your support and wear your shirts to school on Friday, September 29.
Earlier this year, Johnny Depp was filming on campus and caused quite the commotion with noise around residence, but it seems that students are more than happy to welcome The Rock to UBC.
Ono's TedX Talk focused specifically on mental health, his own struggles included. He also opened up about students who have faced suicide, not only since he's been at UBC, but also when he was president at the University of Cincinnati.
What gets annoying is you breaking out those really crunchy foods, like carrot sticks or chips. You may as well be chomping down on explosives.
For less than $5, they're serving up take-aways like chickpea salads and chicken corn chowder. A commuter classic conveniently tucked in the Nest — but you already knew that.
I would be the most sick-ass owner. Me and my dog would crash sportscars and party on yachts all day. We’d wear sunglasses and have chilli dogs on the beach, and at night we’d hold each other close and eat dog food.
The humanitarian hip-hop club has teamed up with the urban showcase project Cxxlaid — pronounced like “Kool-Aid” — to host Cxxlaid UBC, a jam-packed hip-hop concert in the Pit featuring eight rap performances, two dance crews and a DJ.
MEXSA also has asked that those who are unable to contribute money that they help spread the word about the donation box to support those in need. Whether it's a 25 cents or 25 dollars, any contribution is appreciated.
This was the only affectionate, or even physical, interaction I saw between these dozens of people. Jesus Christ the future looks bleak.
“At what point did you feel that you needed to start taking the AMS President election seriously? i.e. No longer be The Cairn and actually be Alan with a platform.”
Questions have already started springing up for Ehrenholz, from what the process of running as a joke-candidate-turned-serious was like to how he plans to tackle the issue of student engagement.
If you are food-curious and want to learn more about food-related opportunities on campus, this is the chance to check out student groups like Roots on the Roof Rooftop Garden — the cool garden on top of the nest, The Astronomy Garden — a student led initiative that just started this summer and Sprouts.
Students will attend two of sixteen workshops that discuss topics such as poverty, hunger, mental health, education, gender equality, reducing inequality, accessibility, reduced role of finance in social issues, climate action and consumption and production.
It does take some getting used to navigating through the social maze of large classes that requires a bit of courage — or maybe more courage for a few — in initiating friendships with people you will meet for the first time in your life.