Although this sign has the colour scheme of some past US election campaigns, the amount of triggered students is at a minimum because it is ironically the best looking sign occupying the knoll. It's been taken down because we can't have nice things.
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More recently, Chen published another quick-witted satire piece on his Reddit page. This time, a couple telling voters that textbooks were so expensive to buy for their daughter, a “new student” at UBC, that she was forced to live in a cardboard box.
The irony of “guhsaltor ’s” coincidental Twitter handle is pretty funny at first, but it turns odd once you translate their tweets, as they all appear to be awkwardly written news headlines that are posted without context or sources.
Among the millions of apps streaming through the App Store, there are a few great ones. From helping you grocery shop, to making reservations and finding new recipes, the list below is a collection of some of my favourite food apps.
Cleaning is hard. Unfortunately, it’s also necessary to keep your place looking and smelling nice. Wandering the cleaning aisle at the grocery store presents you with a dizzying array of options that are both confusing and expensive.
When Sugar Brewer first walked into my eyes and heart, I imagined a caravan of reveling bards following after him. Three buttons undone, cascading hair and a voice like hot buttered yams remind me of the free-loving UBC I once knew.
Last night, Kinost revealed that his name is William Chen and that he is running for Senate. He released his campaign video, “Pirate Textbook Salesman — Vote William Chen for Senate” at the same time.
Personally, I’m able to sit through it and laugh at the predictable clichés presented throughout the show. For those who find it insufferable yet still have some indescribable need to watch, this list is for you.
Alyssa Brazeau, a third-year student living in Ponderosa Maple House, said “right before the official move-in date for most people in September, the elevators were broken. They got fixed just in time.”
Alcohol-infused foods are actually pretty freaking sneaky. For all you know, that kid that’s always eating watermelon next to you in the library could just be getting a buzz on while he does his biology homework.
Rebecca Black is a hard throwback to 2011, with the announcement poster detailing that she is only to perform her hit single, Friday. The Ubyssey would like to make a public plea to all students to resist the temptation to sing or even hum the tune.
Every year, the AMS elections attract a brand new bunch of fresh-faced students, all vying for leadership of UBC's student union. And every year, you can always count on these candidates to make an appearance.
As we approach reading week, we approach the midway of the semester — in other words, midterm season is upon us. So while your head is in a pile of books, what better way to fuel yourself than some study food?
But yes, dinner club will absolutely motivate friends to get off their gross behinds and see each other. This is because humans are no different from Pavlovian dogs, except we have opposable thumbs. Also, less tapeworms.
Although, the students didn’t quite think everything through. While they used a fake name and student number — which is how the misconduct was discovered — the professor started looking at handwriting from the false quizzes to find the culprits.