The two pancakes I had covered in just enough maple syrup to be wet sat flaccid on my plate. I took my first bite, and they were better than I expected. I remembered that pancakes make me feel sick after a while, but I kept eating.
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The snow has brought excitement, cancellation of classes and childish glee to UBC, and what better way to celebrate that than by making all sorts of snowpeople across campus such as this incredible replica of Santa Ono himself.
Whether you've got a Valentine or not, there's no excuse not to kiss some ass this Valentine's Day.
Buy your tickets home and get that summer job lined up, because the end of the academic year just got a little more clear.
If the rain doesn’t wash the snow away then the fight is on February 13 at 12 p.m. on either sides on Main Mall between the Sauder and Chemistry buildings.
These bobbleheads are limited edition and they aren’t available at the UBC Bookstore. So if you’re one of the 300 people who is fortunate enough to get one of these, you are part of an elite group.
The Buchanans are like the friends that aren’t really your friend, but you hang out anyways. They’re a cluster of buildings that can’t be separated, and inevitably would probably all go to the bathroom at the same time.
After the four-hour orientation workshop, we allow students and their parents to wander around campus, pointing out fun landmarks like the Ladner clock tower or a building with lots of windows. This is great for students who like to distract their parents from their alcohol consumption that is causing their grades to fall dramatically.
Most clubs featured in this term’s Clubs Day last month have, yet again, fallen victim to primitive bribery as a means of acquiring new members for the end of the year.
This is a normal part of student life one could say, but sometimes you just want to go home, sleep and avoid the unnecessary and uncomfortable tête-à-têtes with your acquaintances.
This is our non-comprehensive list of universities ranked by motto. After having read this list, you will be able to find the perfect university to send your child to if mottos are all you care about.
Don’t fancy heading all the way downtown to get your live music fix? Lucky for you, UBC hosts a few regular gig nights of its own, with a wide variety of musicians from campus and beyond.
Did you know that along with being North America’s most international university™, UBC also specializes in bringing you the best variety of vending machines across campus?
The image in question, featuring Santa Ono cradling a crying baby, was taken from the president’s Facebook page, which became his profile picture sometime around 6 in the morning. It has been since changed.
The food is from a registered kitchen and fully permitted by Vancouver Coastal Health and in the past has served a nice spread of Indian food and chai.