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As someone who is super hot and sexy, I find myself lacking real-world skills. Fuck! I have no clue how to change a light bulb.
Controversy has been surrounding the new University of Bitchin’ Clock course, WHOR 101: Critical Studies in Whoreification. But we at Girlbossmopolitan think this class is the shit!
Do you want to send that flirty text or steamy picture to your special someone but aren’t sure which platform will steal the least data? Fear no more, Girlbossmopolitan has got your back!
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Breakups are hard. And I have made every effort to move on. But, please god, everybody on campus, stop looking like my ex.
EKSPP is proudly running for Almonds Matter Society (AMS) executives as a polyamorous slate! That’s a ballot to bust one about.
We’ve got you covered on all things girlboss here at Girlbossmopolitan and so does our cover girl, Andrea Queefburglar.
It was 2016 and I was a doe-eyed freshman nervous to go into my first economics lecture. I sat down in the corner of the big auditorium — little did I know my world was about to change.
Here are some foolproof, scientifically proven ways to take backhanded compliments like the queen bitch you are while also making Becky feel like shit! Kisses!
UBC student Ritika Saraswat has started a new non-profit called Re-Defined, an organization geared towards “empowering people from marginalized backgrounds and helping them redefine themselves.”
I want this to be something you look forward to reading once a week not just for the tea, but also because sometimes you just need to feel like you’re in good company — and you will be!
Here’s your personality reading based on the most basic, fad-subservient stickers and placements a person can commit to their laptop surface.
You see, I didn’t get myself into this situation just by chance. It’s my own gosh-darn fault.
Our criteria is mostly focused on the quality of a pun that everyone can enjoy (though your inside jokes seemed great), particularly in the category of wall-based references that we can riff on.