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Your first year at UBC is hard, really hard. Here is a definitive list of the biggest blunders that most of you will make in your first eight months on Point Grey.
But I wouldn’t be a typical Arts student if I didn’t leave this essay till the very last moment. So, to procrastinate even that, I am documenting my hourly stay at IKB as I potentially probably lose my mind.
While following the elections, you might’ve been thinking about which position you might want to run for eventually, or maybe even which one is the most relatable to you. Well, we’ve made this handy quiz to help you figure out which elected position you are.
Now that nobody is running for this, it’s worth thinking about who should give it a shot. Here are some of our recommendations for who should try running for VPAUA.
That's right, here is the bingo that you're going to need to survive this election cycle.
Everything in your apartment will smell like what you cooked. Our sheets, clothes, carpets, pens and printer smell like an Indian and Chinese restaurant collided, then rolled around in oil together.
There are plenty of things to do in Vancouver (free things, btw). Instead of fleeing this break, why not explore the province and have a lot of fun too?
UBC releases an annual enrolment report each year that provides demographic details about the people who apply to the university and the students it admits. This data includes admission rates, demographic details, retention rates and other interesting tidbits.
This trailblazing new thing, seemingly inspired by the already-existing Facebookian microcosmic worlds of Subtle Asian Dating and Subtle Curry Dating, is relatively young and was launched in November 2019.
Submitting a UBC Crush is perfect for all of us who long to date someone whilst being complete cowards at the same time. I have had at least four posts published on the page, with plenty more that went unpublished (and that was probably for the best), which means I am perfectly qualified to give advice on how to write the perfect UBC Crushes post.
Walter Gage Towers, 48 Love 7 a.m. mornings; will be your personal alarm clock.
The event is organized by the UBC CMSSA and the UBC Science Undergraduate Society and it’s free to attend, and any donations from the event go to Rabbitats, a local rabbit sanctuary that houses rabbits that are feral or abandoned
I know what you're probably thinking, “Did I really just read that right? The term-two exam schedule is out?” Well, I don't know what to say other than that you better check your SSC and find out.
Sure it’s breathtaking when the weather’s nice, but the rainy season also perfectly coincides with the winter term. So 90 per cent of the time, the city is actually a grey blur.