I was a statue, haunted by the phantom of my former self, metal handle tight between my fingers as I grimaced at the students who passed.
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The library would be packed on any other night. This was finally my chance to get a good spot.
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I thought he was mere folklore — a boogeyman, a myth that goes bump(?) in the night.
To the fridge I head, seeking the only comfort this pale life offers me.
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I think it’s been around four days, but time has lost all meaning.
Find the link between the starred clues.
Hey girlies! I’m so glad you’re here. Welcome back to another Monday — but this isn’t just any Monday. It’s Makeup Monday! And it's also technically Thursday but who's counting?
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