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The smart thing to do is to put it in the bank or pay off interest on your student loans, but that’s no fun.
We can’t replace the inspiring feeling of a well-written farewell address, though videos with titles like “Inspiration Speech Compilation [2 hours] Long” may come close.
If we see some of the folks from UBC Improv in a Safdie brothers film in the next few years, don’t be surprised.
The cameo includes Veitch congratulating the class of 2020 and assuring them they’re going to get far in life.
I was late to lecture because I stayed up on Discord with my friends. My class started at noon.
Clearly, this new “online school” opened doors for both creative expression and technological innovation.
If your days are feeling empty and unstructured, read on for some ideas for things to do that might make you feel better. We’re not mental health professionals, but these are some activities that we have found helpful!
I ranked some UBC offices before the entire campus was locked down so you can go check them out when campus opens up if you, like me, do not have a life.
Your roommate is actually probably super nice, but it’s the sharing a space four feet apart from one another that gets your insides burning with a rage so untamable, you could kill a man.
Join us in discussing our financials and make your voices heard. Anyone who has paid the Ubyssey Publication Society fee is welcome to participate.
Fear not, UBC students, for you can still get your daily dose of democracy with a few simple efforts.
The UBC Campus Support Network is a public Facebook group and student-led initiative designed to ensure students and community members living on campus have access to the supplies they need.
Sitting on the bus, squished between a sopping wet stranger and the wall, all that’s left to do is people watch to pass the time.
As patience is running low and stress levels are at an all-time high, put all that chaotic energy into these passive aggressive notes.